Santa : Sunati Ho Meri Maa I Hai Jito: To Kaunsi Nayi Baat Hain Unka To Roj Ka Hi Kaam Hai Ab Kyon Aayi Hain? Santa : Are Ma Paanch Kilo Pyaaj Bhi Laayi Hai Jito: Aap Bhi Na Pahle Bolna Tha Na Maa Ji Aayi Hai Badi Mushkil Se To Badon Ka Pyaar Aur Aashirwad Nasib Hota Hai
Digvijay Singh Nd Tiwari Aur Imran Khan Unmen Se Hain Jo Pahli Pari Men Bhale Hi Out Ho Gae Hon Lekin Dusari Pari Men Solid Opning Di Hai
Ek Sarve Ke Anusar 90 Pratishat Pati Apni Bivi Se Pareshan Hain . . . . . . . . . Aur Baki 10 Pratishat Jhut Bol Rahe Hain
Kumbh Mela Najdik Aa Raha Hain Sadhuon Ki Sankhya Mat Badhaiye Apane Patiyon Ko Pareshan Mat Kijiye Unhen Pyaar Se Rakhiye ~ Nasik Mahanagar Palika
Patni: Mujhe Apane Puliswale Pati Se Talak Chahiye Jaj: Kyon? Patni: Kyoki Is Kanun Wale Ke Sirf Haath Hi Lambe Hain
Ek Bharat Ratn Un Biviyon Ko Bhi Milna Chahiye Jo 300 Shabd Pratiminat Bolne Ke Baad Bhi Kahti Hain Ki... . . . . . . . . "Mera Muh Mat Khulvao"